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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 22:12:10 GMT -5
In this short story a young dark blue unicorn pony new to (enter name of city or town here) sees a psychiatrist pony out of the recommendation of his concerned friends. I'm not good at songwriting mind you since I am not musical. Never learned how to read music, so the lyrics may sound off to those of you who are. Still I hope you enjoy and if anyone has any helpful suggestions feel free to either tell me here or in a pm, thanks.
Rapid Quill's song: My Strange Addiction Rapid Quill: /nervously walks into his psychiatrist's office/ "Hello. Dr. Helpinghoof? You in here?" Dr. Helpinghoof: "Yes. Please come in." /looks Rapid Quill over/ "Ah you must be our newest resident, Rapid Quill. Huh, that's an unusual name." Rapid Quill: /nods/ "Yes well my parents weren't exactly normal. They are eccentric in the best of ways." Dr. Helpinghoof: /notices Rapid Quill is still standing and directs him to the patient's lounge chair/ "Please take a seat." Rapid Quill: /remains standing/ "I'd rather stand if it's all the same to you." Dr. Helpinghoof: /backs off/ "Sure. Sure. Whatever you like. So what brings you here today to my humble office?" Rapid Quill: /anxiously slides his left hoof against the tile floor as he stares at the floor/ "Oh well nothing much just my friends worry about me as usual. No big deal." Dr. Helpinghoof: /lowers glasses and cocks an eyebrow/ "Oh? Then allow me to repeat the question: why are you here?" Rapid Quill: "To get them to shut up of course, to please them, to give them satisfaction! Don't you see: so long as I see you on a daily basis they are satisfied and won't press me about my..." Dr. H: /leans forward/ "Yes? Go on." Rapid Quill: "Well..." /rubs his hoof sheepishly behind his head/ "I have these ahem...addictions." Dr. H: "I see. What sort and remember we here at Helpinghooves Psychiatry don't judge." Rapid Quill: /speaks to Dr. H telepathically while wearing a large smirk on his face/ 'Well you asked for it Doc.' Dr. H: /startled by the sudden mental intrusion jumps/ "Hey did you just...?" Rapid Quill: /smile growing nods/ "I did." Dr. H: "Well can you not do that again?" Rapid Quill: /still smiling shakes head/ "Afraid not. Don't you see? That is one of my personal vices doctor." Dr. H: "I...I'm sorry. I'm having trouble understanding." Rapid Quill: "I realize that Doc. So allow me to explain in song." Dr. H: /groans/ "Oh no please don't. Do you know how many patients I've had singing and dancing? Too many I tell ya!" Rapid Quill: /grins even more/ "Sorry. Don't care." /starts singing/ "Oh Doctor I think I may have an addiction, a strange addiction. Every time I open my eyes I hear thoughts that aren't my own. So what? What...should I do? Even when I close them to go to sleep I hear my neighbors thinking about their earlier squabble. So what? What? Should I do to make them all go away? How can I possibly get any sleep with it being this loud? It's so loud and noisy. I never get any peace. I swear this is not a gift at all. It's a curse! I almost swear that someone is doing this to me to get even with my family. So what? What...should I do? It's too late for me! It's driving me crazy over here! Now everytime I hear a thought that isn't mine I get a high! I feel so high that I can touch the sky! It makes me feel good and drowns me in happiness every single time! It's hard to explain, but I don't want this to ever go away! I don't want it to stop. Never stop. Don't ever stop! It just feels too good to stop now! So what? What...should I do? Everypony thinks i'm mad. Mad as a hatter. So what? What...should I do? Because it's too late for me and soon it will be too late for you. I know it is for they are right! I am mad as a hatter. So flocking mad! Now I spend much of my waking hours listening. Just listening to the thoughts that aren't my own. Oh yeah I'm mad! So flocking mad as a hatter. But just you wait and see in what I can do! Now I run around Equestria spying on ponies for what seems like hours. Then I spread their delicious secrets around like wildfire! Just remember this one all you pony folks that the pen is mightier than the sword! Because it was too late for me and now it is too late for all of you! Oh yeah! The Pen is mightier than the sword! Now I run around Equestria spying on ponies for what seem like hours. Then I spread their delicious secrets around like wildfire! Oh Doctor what should I do? Can't stop! It feels too good to stop! Everytime I hear a thought that isn't mine I get a high! I feel so high that I can touch the sky! It makes me feel good and drowns me in happiness every single time! It's hard to explain, but I don't want this to ever go away! I don't want it to stop. Never stop. Don't ever stop! It just feels too good to stop now! Oh yeah! So what? What...should I do? Everytime I'm awake I hear the foals over at Sugarbake thinking about the lake. Those thoughts so innocent and precious. I must take them for my very own! They're mine! All mine! /laughs crazily/ It is always so loud and noisy I can barely hear myself think. Only the thoughts of others can satisfy. So don't you dare take this away from me now! It is mine. My very own! You can't take it away. Don't you even try. So what? What...should I do? I'm not crazy. No I'm not crazy. Not mad as a hatter. It is too late for me and now it is too late for all of you. Because all you pony folks the pen is mightier than the sword and I am the pen..." Dr. H: /uneasily backs away from Rapid Quill/ "That was um...different and uh weird. Yeah definitely weird. I...I recommend you stay out of ponies' heads from now on, yeah... Putting you on a strict, mandatory no mindreading diet." Rapid Quill: /glares at his doctor obviously insulted/ "Is this a joke to you? Were you not listening to my song? I already told you I can't stop mindreading. I won't! You can't make me! No pony can!" /runs out of doctor's office laughing like a nut/
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